tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59655457223067057762011-07-30T17:22:57.610-07:00Tania Siewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14498260304248966029noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965545722306705776.post-36662589277454046412009-06-19T02:49:00.000-07:002009-06-19T02:56:30.045-07:00<div> <p class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><strong><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" ><br /></span></strong></p><p class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><strong><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. </span></strong><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" ><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';">1st ghost </span></strong></span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: How u died? </span><b><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:10;" ><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >2nd ghost </span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: I died of cold. </span><b><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:10;" ><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >1st ghost </span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: How does it feel when you're dying in cold?<br /></span><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >2nd ghost </span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings. </span><b><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:10;" ><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >1st ghost </span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: You're so pityful.... </span><b><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:10;" ><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >2nd ghost </span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: How about you? How did u die? </span><b><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:10;" ><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >1st ghost </span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: I died from heart attack. </span><b><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:10;" ><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >2nd ghost </span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: I see, why did u have a heart attack? </span><b><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:10;" ><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >1st ghost </span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died. </span><b><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:10;" ><br /></span></b></p><p class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >2nd ghost </span></b><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';" >: <b>Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!! </b></span></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5965545722306705776-3666258927745404641?l=tania-banana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tania Siewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14498260304248966029noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965545722306705776.post-173465315554425212009-06-17T03:25:00.000-07:002009-06-17T03:51:12.557-07:00Ah Huay went for a job interview to be a secretary.<br />When the manager saw Ah Huay's colourful attire and gold &amp; white-highlighted hair, his mind screaming "<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">NOT THIS WOMAN</span>".<br />Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Huay.<br />So he told Ah Huay, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">GREEN</span>, <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">PINK</span>,<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">YELLOW</span></span>, <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">BLUE</span>,<span style="font-weight: bold;"> WHITE</span>, <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">PURPLE</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">BLACK</span>".<br />Ah Huay thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">GREEN GREEN GREEN</span>, then I go <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">PINK</span> up the phone, I say<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> YELLOW</span>.....<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">BLUE</span>'s that?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">WHITE</span> did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah..... Don't <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">PURPLE</span>sly disturb people and don't call <span style="font-weight: bold;">BLACK</span>, ok? Kum Siah."<br />The Manager fainted.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5965545722306705776-17346531555442521?l=tania-banana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tania Siewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14498260304248966029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965545722306705776.post-88687869165467414992008-09-27T07:41:00.000-07:002009-06-24T03:59:23.304-07:00WHAT EACH KISS MEANS<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Kiss on the stomach; be </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">ready</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">,...,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Kiss on the Forehead; </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">expressing</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> a </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">love</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> 4 him/her</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Kiss on the Ear; seducing!,</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">haha</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Kiss on the Cheek; cute,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Kiss on the Hand; I adore </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">yah</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">!..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Kiss on the Lips; I love you..</span><br />____________________________________________________<br />What the gesture means...<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">-Looking into each other's Eyes; liking each </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">other</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.</span><br />____________________________________________________<br />Advice;<br />Don't ask for a kiss, take one.<br />If you were thinking about someone while reading this,<br />you're definitely in Love.<br />____________________________________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5965545722306705776-8868786916546741499?l=tania-banana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tania Siewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14498260304248966029noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965545722306705776.post-66531345133982982192008-09-11T00:53:00.000-07:002008-09-11T00:56:17.698-07:00<div id="ln23"> Do you really understand what is behind the word</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln23'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln24">FAMILY? It gives me a shock when I know the answer. So long I never realize I don't know the real meaning of FAMILY.....</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln24'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln25"><br />Here Is The Answer..........</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln25'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln26"> (F)ather</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln26'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln27"> (A)nd</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln27'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln28"> (M)other</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln28'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln29"> (I)</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln29'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln30"> (L)ove</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln30'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln31"> (Y)ou</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln31'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln32"><br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln32'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln33"> Why does a man want to have a WIFE? Because:</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln33'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln34"> (W)ashing</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln34'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln35"> (I)roning</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln35'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln36"> (F)ood</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln36'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln37"> (E)ntertainment</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln37'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln38"><br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln38'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln39"> Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?Because:</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln39'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln40"> (H)ousing</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln40'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln41"> (U)nderstanding</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln41'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln42"> (S)haring</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln42'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln43"> (B)uying</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln43'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln44"> (A)nd</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln44'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln45"> (N)ever</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln45'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln46"> (D)emanding<br /><br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln46'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; }</script><div id="ln48"> Do you know that a simple HELLO can be a sweet one? Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfriend).</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln48'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln49"> The word HELLO means:</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln49'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln50"> (H)ow are you?</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln50'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln51"> (E)verything all right?</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln51'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln52"> (L)ike to hear from you</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln52'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln53"> (L)ove to see you soon!</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln53'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln54"> (O)bviously, I miss you</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5965545722306705776-6653134513398298219?l=tania-banana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tania Siewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14498260304248966029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965545722306705776.post-61146999817820585332008-09-03T03:28:00.000-07:002009-06-19T02:52:02.377-07:00<strong><div align="center"><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">17 : You look at their profile constantly.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">16 : When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up,you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">15 : You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">14 : You walk really slow when you're with them.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">13 : You feel shy whenever they're around</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">11 : Your heart beats faster but slower at the same time when you think about them.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">10 : You smile when you hear their voice.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">9 : When you look at them,you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">8 : You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">7 : They're all you think about.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">6 : You get high just from their scent.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">5 : You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">4 : You would do anything for them!</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">3 : While reading this,there’s one person on your mind this whole time.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">2 : You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn’t notice number twelve was missing</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">1 : You just scrolled up to check &amp; are now silently laughing at yourself</span>.<strong></strong></span></span></div></div></strong><div style="text-align: left;"><strong></strong></div><strong></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5965545722306705776-6114699981782058533?l=tania-banana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tania Siewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14498260304248966029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965545722306705776.post-17865682610911681012008-08-23T02:47:00.001-07:002008-08-23T03:04:47.162-07:00<div style="text-align: left; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;"> <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Di sebuah tempat terdapat 3 orang sahabat yang bernama Otak, Gila dan Gaduh. Pada suatu hari, mereka telah berjanji untuk berjumpa tetapi Gaduh tidak lagi tiba. Setelah menunggu selama 1 jam setengah, mereka ( Otak dan Gila ) telah bercadang untuk membuat laporan kepada polis. Setibanya di balai polis, Gila meminta agar Otak tunggu di luar balai.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left; font-family: georgia;font-family:georgia;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Polis : Ya, Encik. Kenapa?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Gila : Saya datang ni nak cari Gaduh.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Polis : Apa?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Gila : Saya datang nak cari Gaduh! (pekik)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Polis : Eh, awak ni gila ke?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Gila : Memang saya Gila, mana tuan tau.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Polis : Eh, tuan nie tak ada otak ke?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Gila : Otak, Otak ada kat luar.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Polis : ?????????????</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5965545722306705776-1786568261091168101?l=tania-banana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tania Siewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14498260304248966029noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965545722306705776.post-16056643363347954752008-08-20T00:55:00.000-07:002009-06-17T03:13:56.529-07:00<div align="left">Murid : Selamat pagi, Cikgu</div><div align="left">Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?</div><div align="left">Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Cikgu!</div><div align="left">Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera!Senang dan penuh bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan.Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat,lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Faham, Cikgu!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : (senyap)<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Pandai!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Bodoh!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Tinggi!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Rendah!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Jauh!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Dekat!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Keadilan!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : UMNO!<br />Cikgu : Salah!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Betul!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Bodoh!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Pandai!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Bukan!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Ya!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Oh Hamba!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Dengar ini!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Dengar itu!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Diam!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Bising!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Mati aku!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Hidup kami!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Akar lama tak tau!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Kamu gila!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Kami siuman!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Kurang! Kurang!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Belum! Belum!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Oh! Mengalah!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Kurang ajar!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Cukup ajar!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Habis aku!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Kekal kami!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Belum, pandai!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Berdiri!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Duduk!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Kami dengar KEADILAN betul!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Cerdik kami tu!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Rosak!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Baik!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!<br /></div><div align="left">Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.) </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5965545722306705776-1605664336334795475?l=tania-banana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tania Siewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14498260304248966029noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965545722306705776.post-77561485590423689422008-08-19T00:36:00.000-07:002008-08-19T00:42:29.118-07:00<span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"><em>Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat di sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#3333ff;">Polis</span> : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#3333ff;">Penjaga</span> : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#3333ff;">Polis</span> : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#3333ff;">Penjaga </span>: Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya... <span style="color:#ff0000;">:D</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5965545722306705776-7756148559042368942?l=tania-banana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tania Siewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14498260304248966029noreply@blogger.com1