Friday, June 19, 2009

Hahaha , its so funny!!


Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost
: How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.
1st ghost : You're so pityful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Ah Huay At A Job Interview

Ah Huay went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Ah Huay's colourful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN".
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Huay.
So he told Ah Huay, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".
Ah Huay thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah..... Don't PURPLEsly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."
The Manager fainted.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

What each kiss means

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
-Kiss on the stomach; be ready,...,
-Kiss on the Forehead; expressing a love 4 him/her
-Kiss on the Ear; seducing!,haha!
-Kiss on the Cheek; cute,
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore yah!..
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together..
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you..
-Kiss on the Lips; I love you..
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What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; liking each other,
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
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Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Do you really understand what is behind the word
FAMILY? It gives me a shock when I know the answer. So long I never realize I don't know the real meaning of FAMILY.....

Here Is The Answer..........
(F)ather
(A)nd
(M)other
(I)
(L)ove
(Y)ou

Why does a man want to have a WIFE? Because:
(W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment

Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?Because:
(H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding

Do you know that a simple HELLO can be a sweet one? Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfriend).
The word HELLO means:
(H)ow are you?
(E)verything all right?
(L)ike to hear from you
(L)ove to see you soon!
(O)bviously, I miss you

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

17 signs when you love someone


17 : You look at their profile constantly.
16 : When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up,you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
15 : You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.
14 : You walk really slow when you're with them.
13 : You feel shy whenever they're around
11 : Your heart beats faster but slower at the same time when you think about them.
10 : You smile when you hear their voice.
9 : When you look at them,you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
8 : You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
7 : They're all you think about.
6 : You get high just from their scent.
5 : You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
4 : You would do anything for them!
3 : While reading this,there’s one person on your mind this whole time.
2 : You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn’t notice number twelve was missing
1 : You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Sahabat ( Otak, Gila dan Gaduh )

Di sebuah tempat terdapat 3 orang sahabat yang bernama Otak, Gila dan Gaduh. Pada suatu hari, mereka telah berjanji untuk berjumpa tetapi Gaduh tidak lagi tiba. Setelah menunggu selama 1 jam setengah, mereka ( Otak dan Gila ) telah bercadang untuk membuat laporan kepada polis. Setibanya di balai polis, Gila meminta agar Otak tunggu di luar balai.

Polis : Ya, Encik. Kenapa?
Gila : Saya datang ni nak cari Gaduh.
Polis : Apa?
Gila : Saya datang nak cari Gaduh! (pekik)
Polis : Eh, awak ni gila ke?
Gila : Memang saya Gila, mana tuan tau.
Polis : Eh, tuan nie tak ada otak ke?
Gila : Otak, Otak ada kat luar.
Polis : ?????????????

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

=D

Murid : Selamat pagi, Cikgu
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera!Senang dan penuh bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan.Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat,lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, Cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KEADILAN betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)