What each kiss means

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
-Kiss on the stomach; be ready,...,
-Kiss on the Forehead; expressing a love 4 him/her
-Kiss on the Ear; seducing!,haha!
-Kiss on the Cheek; cute,
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore yah!..
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together..
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you..
-Kiss on the Lips; I love you..
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What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; liking each other,
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
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Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
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Do you really understand what is behind the word

FAMILY? It gives me a shock when I know the answer. So long I never realize I don't know the real meaning of FAMILY.....

Here Is The Answer..........

(F)ather

(A)nd

(M)other

(I)

(L)ove

(Y)ou

Why does a man want to have a WIFE? Because:

(W)ashing

(I)roning

(F)ood

(E)ntertainment

Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?Because:

(H)ousing

(U)nderstanding

(S)haring

(B)uying

(A)nd

(N)ever

(D)emanding

Do you know that a simple HELLO can be a sweet one? Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfriend).

The word HELLO means:

(H)ow are you?

(E)verything all right?

(L)ike to hear from you

(L)ove to see you soon!

(O)bviously, I miss you

17 signs when you love someone

17 : You look at their profile constantly.
16 : When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up,you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
15 : You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.
14 : You walk really slow when you're with them.
13 : You feel shy whenever they're around
11 : Your heart beats faster but slower at the same time when you think about them.
10 : You smile when you hear their voice.
9 : When you look at them,you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
8 : You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
7 : They're all you think about.
6 : You get high just from their scent.
5 : You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
4 : You would do anything for them!
3 : While reading this,there’s one person on your mind this whole time.
2 : You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn’t notice number twelve was missing
1 : You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Sahabat ( Otak, Gila dan Gaduh )

Di sebuah tempat terdapat 3 orang sahabat yang bernama Otak, Gila dan Gaduh. Pada suatu hari, mereka telah berjanji untuk berjumpa tetapi Gaduh tidak lagi tiba. Setelah menunggu selama 1 jam setengah, mereka ( Otak dan Gila ) telah bercadang untuk membuat laporan kepada polis. Setibanya di balai polis, Gila meminta agar Otak tunggu di luar balai.

Polis : Ya, Encik. Kenapa?
Gila : Saya datang ni nak cari Gaduh.
Polis : Apa?
Gila : Saya datang nak cari Gaduh! (pekik)
Polis : Eh, awak ni gila ke?
Gila : Memang saya Gila, mana tuan tau.
Polis : Eh, tuan nie tak ada otak ke?
Gila : Otak, Otak ada kat luar.
Polis : ?????????????

=D

Murid : Selamat pagi, Cikgu

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera!Senang dan penuh bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan.Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat,lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, Cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KEADILAN betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Bilik Mayat

Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat di sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.

Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?

Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.

Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?

Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya... :D