Hahaha , its so funny!!

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.
1st ghost : You're so pityful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

Ah Huay At A Job Interview

Ah Huay went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Ah Huay's colourful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN".
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Huay.
So he told Ah Huay, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".
Ah Huay thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah..... Don't PURPLEsly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."
The Manager fainted.